Is it just me or is there something wrong with all horological devices in existence?? (no, not what you are thinking – horological refers to timekeeping).
I strongly suspect that someone has pushed some kind of great big universal fast-foward button and time is disappearing at a faster rate than normal.
I honestly feel like that Gwen Stefani music video where she’s Alice in Wonderland. No, wait. Actually the only similarity is that “tick tock” sound in the background; there’s a noticeable absence of haute couture gowns and stoned Asian caterpillars in my version *gnash grrr*.
Anyhoo. If you are share my feeling of absolute cold-sweat panic whenever you see what time it is, remember: